Showing posts with label Ayatollah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ayatollah. Show all posts

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Obama's Peace With Iran = Less Threat For Israel

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English: Cropped version of File:Official portrait of Barack Obama.jpg. The image was cropped at a 3:4 portrait ratio, it was slightly sharpened and the contrast and colors were auto-adjusted in photoshop. This crop, in contrast to the original image, centers the image on Obama's face and also removes the flag that takes away the focus from the portrait subject. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Barack Obama has had Israel's best interests in mind. All along. I don't doubt Netanyahu's stated intentions, or even his smarts. I am sure there are a bunch of people who think he is smart and all that. But Netanyahu is not the first right wing guy on the planet who will let ideology trump facts. He also comes from the Don't-Confuse-Me-With-Facts school of thought. And he has allies in Congress.

Look, if John McCain was smarter the American people would have figured it out in 2008. Don't let McCain confuse you in that august chamber.

It is not like Iran does not have the extreme right wing. One of them would be the Ayatollah himself. No, I don't think Netanyahu is more to the right than the Aya.

That is formula for combustion, if not for nuclear combustion, then for rhetoric combustion. And we have been seeing that.

Enter Barack Obma, the No Drama Obama. A cool headed guy who still feels the need to prove as to why he ever got that Nobel Peace Prize. Those opposing his Iran moves should apologize now, and profusely so. Suddenly the cloud of a potential existential threat on Israel has subsided. Who did that? Not Netanyahu.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Dear Ayatollah


My Dear Ayatollah.

Recently an online poll conducted by the leading contemporary American publication The Onion figured out I am the most appropriate candidate to represent the 300 million American people and the people of Laos in the international arena. I beat The Anonymous in the poll, mind you. That is no small feat. And in this day and age of email, who needs to spill ink, right? I don't know if you are dead or still alive, I have not had the chance to google you up yet. But either way, I bring peace. I come as a messenger of peace. Disregard the anti-peace email sent to you by a defunct American club called Da Senate Republicans. The only thing that group does these days is run a Whites Only golf club in Oklahoma. No, I don't know where that is either.

As you know, peace is all the rage these days. There is a Nobel Peace Prize Winner in the Black House, the formerly White House. (Ever since he moved in he has been spray painting the whole place, no wonder Da Senate Republicans are offended. He does not seem to realize it is a guest house, not his house, his house is in Chicago.) He gives good speeches. One of them was about getting rid of all of America's nuclear weapons. He gave THAT speech after he had already won the Nobel. Methinks he might be trying to win ANOTHER Nobel Peace Prize. But then, I digress.

I hope the email to you by Da Senate Republicans ended up in your spam folder where it belongs. And that is pretty much it. That one act alone will do much for world peace.

Peace Out.
The Opinion Man kept in high regard by The Onion

Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Ayatollah: Guilty Of Blasphemy

Jerusalem, Dome of the RockImage via Wikipedia
Secular Democracy In Iran: Hedayat (famous Iranian writer): What Islam Brought to Iran: Our Customs were not of burying our daughters alive..... They “taught” us how to wipe our bottom and how to use the bathroom...... a true Muslim is who in hopes of superstitious sensual joys of after life would live a life of poverty to gather the luxury and pleasures of life for the leaders of his faith, live cherishing the dead and living under the grim rules from thousands of years ago, which animals would not even follow. ...... Their business is to argue their doubts and differences from dawn till sunset instead of consuming time on inner thoughts, arts and philosophy. ..... Enemy of mankind’s inner joy for success, innovation and advancement, has narrowed down to the tactic of holding their swords against throats to stop what they despise. ...... Destroying our magnificent works of art.
In medieval Hinduism women were burnt alive along with their dead husbands. The Islamists' Islam is medieval. Their version of Islam can not be taken into the future. Islam has to survive and flourish, but not its medieval version. Democracy is about social progress, and you necessarily have to attack medieval religious beliefs to get there. You have to attack with words their leaders, their thoughts, their organizations. You have to wean away the masses from their false prophets. The villains who run Iran today give Islam a bad name. They misuse the name of God to rule and rampage and plunder. They misuse the name of God to bring suffering upon their own peoples. They should be socially outcast for thus misusing the name of God. The Ayatollah has been committing blasphemy on a daily basis. That can not be tolerated. That part is nothing to do with politics, or democracy or elections. That part is strictly religion. The people of Iran need to snatch Islam from the Ayatollah. The Ayatollah is an Islamofascist who is a follower of Hitler, not the Prophet Muhammad. The Ayatollah has been mercilessly going after his own peoples for close to two years now. The people of Iran have a right to peacefully protest, they have a right to speak, they have a right to shout out Allah O Akbar from their rooftops. Those rights can not be taken away by some blasphemous, bearded, good-for-nothing mullah. In every age in human history there have been so-called priests who symbolize religious corruption. In this day and age that would be the mullahs of Iran. These are not religious people, let alone religious leaders. These are blood thirsty tyrants who come out at night to drink the blood of their own peoples. These people think of nothing the tactic of using violence to try and suppress their own peoples. Islam does not belong to them, never did. The people of Iran do not belong to them. These mullahs speak neither for Islam, nor the peoples of Iran. These corrupt priests need to be dragged out of the mosques never to be allowed back in, for they give God a bad name. What is at stake in this movement is more than a political system, Iran's very religion is at stake. Faith is fundamental. Family is fundamental. Justice is fundamental. Work is fundamental. All those are at stake for the people of Iran in this movement. The green revolution has only one conclusion: victory. There can be no other conclusion. We will worry about elections later on. First the people of Iran need to reclaim their religion.

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