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The Parcel Pause: How India and the EU’s Coordinated Response to US Tariffs Could Shake Up American Politics



The Parcel Pause: How India and the EU’s Coordinated Response to US Tariffs Could Shake Up American Politics

In a surprising and potentially game-changing maneuver, postal authorities in India and across the European Union have announced the suspension of most parcel shipments to the United States, effective immediately or within days. Though not framed as economic retaliation, this is a strategic pause in response to Washington’s sudden tariff overhaul—one that may have serious implications not just for global trade, but for the everyday American consumer and the 2025 political landscape.

This parcel freeze comes at a precarious moment: with the Trump administration preparing to terminate the “de minimis” exemption on low-value imports under $800, international postal systems are bracing for chaos. What was once an arcane customs clause is now center stage in the battle over globalization, e-commerce, and economic nationalism.


The Spark: Trump’s Tariff Overhaul and the End of $800 Duty-Free Imports

At the heart of this disruption is a drastic change to U.S. customs policy, slated to take effect on August 29, 2025. Under the decades-old “de minimis” threshold, U.S. consumers could receive packages worth up to $800 from abroad—duty-free and without burdensome paperwork. This policy supercharged cross-border e-commerce, fueling the rise of low-cost imports from platforms like Temu, AliExpress, Shein, and a growing number of Indian small businesses selling to Americans via Etsy, Amazon, and Shopify.

But that regime is ending. As part of a broader protectionist trade shift, the Trump administration is imposing new import tariffs—up to 15% on goods from Europe and variable duties on imports from India and other nations. However, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has failed to provide a clear implementation roadmap. With no finalized duty tables, incomplete forms guidance, and uncertainty around exemptions, foreign postal systems are facing what they consider an operational minefield.

To avoid mislabeling goods, miscalculating duties, or violating customs rules, postal operators have opted to suspend shipments preemptively. On August 25, India’s Department of Posts ceased accepting all parcels bound for the U.S., except basic letters and documents. In parallel, major EU carriers—including the UK’s Royal Mail, France’s La Poste, and Germany’s DHL Paket—announced that August 25 would be the final day for accepting parcels from businesses under standard delivery tiers. Premium services like DHL Express are still running—for now—but at a much higher cost.


A Calculated Jolt: Strategic Coordination or Synchronized Alarm?

This is not a traditional trade war. There are no retaliatory tariffs, no public threats, and no emergency WTO filings. Yet the timing and symmetry of the moves suggest a tacit coordination between India and the EU—two of America’s largest trading partners. Whether by design or by shared frustration, the message is clear: until Washington clarifies its rules, cross-border trade cannot continue as usual.

Postal operators insist the pause is “temporary”, subject to resolution of regulatory ambiguities. But this temporary move is already having very real economic and political consequences, especially as it hits an area of trade previously untouched by public outrage: the parcel economy.


Main Street Disruption: The Political Power of a Delayed Package

What sets this trade disruption apart is who it affects. Unlike financial markets or container shipping rates, parcel delivery touches the average American directly. According to a 2024 Pew Research report, over 60% of U.S. adults purchased goods from overseas in the past year, most commonly through low-cost e-commerce sites that depend on postal infrastructure.

This disruption hits small businesses, families, and hobbyists alike:

  • A parent waiting for a child’s birthday gift ordered from India.

  • A vinyl collector expecting a rare EU pressing.

  • A startup founder sourcing budget components from Bangalore.

It’s not just about money. It’s about trust, convenience, and habit—three things voters value deeply. While only 15% of Americans own stocks, nearly everyone has awaited a package.

And as the parcel pause enters news cycles and social feeds, it risks politicizing the costs of protectionism in ways few other policies can. The inflation narrative of 2022–2023 showed how quickly economic inconvenience becomes electoral backlash. This time, it’s personalized and visible—and it’s happening months before the 2026 midterms.


Framing the Fallout: Domestic Debate and Global Optics

The Biden and Trump camps (and their allies in Congress) are likely to spin this in divergent ways:

  • Protectionist Republicans may argue that the short-term pain is necessary to rebuild American manufacturing and plug tax loopholes exploited by Chinese and Indian e-retailers.

  • Free-trade Democrats and business-friendly independents will counter that this is government overreach harming consumers, small businesses, and the very middle class it claims to protect.

Meanwhile, the blame game intensifies. CBP and the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative (USTR) are already being criticized for lack of preparation and poor global communication. In contrast, India and the EU have come across as measured but firm—they didn’t retaliate with tariffs but simply refused to play in a broken game.

This is soft power in action. By refusing to bear the costs of U.S. unpredictability, India and Europe are forcing Washington to confront the operational chaos its own policies create—not just for foreign firms, but for its own citizens.


What Comes Next?

While premium private carriers like FedEx, UPS, and DHL Express are still operating, their capacity is limited, and rates are climbing. Businesses may rush to find alternatives, but longer-term options like reshoring are neither fast nor cheap.

  • For American consumers, prices will likely rise, delivery times will stretch, and product options may shrink.

  • For U.S. e-commerce giants, the shake-up could either drive domestic sellers to expand or fuel demand for better international logistics clarity.

  • For global partners, the parcel pause could become a blueprint for peaceful but effective resistance to trade bullying.


Conclusion: Not a War—But a Warning

The parcel pause is not economic warfare, but it is a powerful warning shot—a demonstration that even small bureaucratic changes can cause global disruption when mishandled.

India and the EU are signaling: global trade is a two-way street, and post-pandemic interdependence leaves no room for unilateral improvisation. If Washington insists on changing the rules, it must also accept the responsibility of clear communication, global consultation, and operational foresight.

Otherwise, the next box delayed at a doorstep might just be a ballot box consequence.



पार्सल पॉज़: अमेरिका के खिलाफ भारत और यूरोप की समन्वित प्रतिक्रिया कैसे बदल सकती है अमेरिकी राजनीति


एक चौंकाने वाले लेकिन रणनीतिक कदम के तहत, भारत और यूरोपीय संघ के डाक प्राधिकरणों ने संयुक्त राज्य अमेरिका के लिए अधिकांश पार्सल शिपमेंट्स को अस्थायी रूप से स्थगित कर दिया है। यह कोई प्रत्यक्ष आर्थिक युद्ध नहीं है, बल्कि वाशिंगटन की अचानक टैरिफ नीति में बदलाव के जवाब में एक सोची-समझी रोक है—जिसका असर न केवल वैश्विक व्यापार पर बल्कि हर रोज़ के अमेरिकी उपभोक्ता और 2025 की राजनीति पर भी पड़ेगा।

जैसे ही ट्रम्प प्रशासन "डी मिनिमिस" छूट को समाप्त करने की तैयारी कर रहा है—जिसके तहत $800 तक के कम-मूल्य वाले आयात बिना शुल्क के अमेरिका में प्रवेश कर सकते थे—विदेशी डाक प्रणालियाँ गड़बड़ी की आशंका में शिपमेंट रोक रही हैं। यह नीतिगत बदलाव अब केवल तकनीकी मामला नहीं, बल्कि ई-कॉमर्स और वैश्वीकरण के भविष्य की लड़ाई बन गया है।


चिंगारी: “डी मिनिमिस” नीति का अंत और सस्ते आयात पर रोक

इस रुकावट की जड़ में है एक कठोर अमेरिकी सीमा शुल्क नीति में बदलाव, जो 29 अगस्त 2025 से लागू हो रहा है। अभी तक की व्यवस्था के तहत, $800 तक के पार्सल बिना शुल्क और कागजी झंझट के अमेरिका में प्रवेश कर सकते थे। इस नीति ने Temu, AliExpress, Shein जैसे प्लेटफार्मों की बेतहाशा वृद्धि को बढ़ावा दिया—और भारत जैसे देशों से छोटे व्यवसायों को अमेरिकी बाजार से जोड़ दिया।

लेकिन अब यह व्यवस्था समाप्त हो रही है। ट्रंप प्रशासन अब 15% तक का आयात शुल्क यूरोपीय माल पर और भारत समेत अन्य क्षेत्रों से आयात पर विभिन्न शुल्क दरें लगाने जा रहा है। समस्या यह है कि अमेरिकी सीमा शुल्क और सीमा सुरक्षा विभाग (CBP) ने अभी तक स्पष्ट दिशा-निर्देश जारी नहीं किए हैं। शुल्क कैसे गणना की जाए? कौन से फॉर्म भरने हैं? कौन छूटेगा? इन सवालों के जवाब न मिलने पर विदेशी डाक प्रणालियाँ जोखिम से बचने के लिए पार्सल स्वीकार करना बंद कर रही हैं

25 अगस्त से भारत का डाक विभाग अमेरिका के लिए सभी पार्सल (पत्रों को छोड़कर) लेना बंद कर चुका है। वहीं यूरोप में, ब्रिटेन की रॉयल मेल, फ्रांस की ला पोस्ट, और जर्मनी की DHL ने भी यह घोषणा कर दी कि 25 अगस्त आखिरी दिन होगा जब वे अमेरिका के लिए सामान पार्सल स्वीकार करेंगे (हालांकि उनकी प्रीमियम "DHL एक्सप्रेस" सेवा चालू रहेगी)।


एक सोचा-समझा झटका: समन्वय या साझा चिंता?

हालांकि यह कोई औपचारिक साझेदारी नहीं है, लेकिन भारत और ईयू की समान प्रतिक्रिया इस ओर इशारा करती है कि यह या तो आपसी तालमेल है या कम से कम साझा असंतोष। इन दोनों का अमेरिका से व्यापार विशाल है, और दोनों की डाक प्रणालियाँ ई-कॉमर्स की रीढ़ हैं।

इन देशों ने कहा है कि यह "अस्थायी निलंबन" है और अमेरिकी दिशा-निर्देशों के स्पष्ट होते ही सेवाएँ पुनः शुरू कर दी जाएँगी। यह बयान आक्रामकता नहीं, बल्कि व्यावहारिकता दर्शाता है।

यह है "सॉफ्ट पावर" का कमाल—जिसमें कोई खुलेआम विरोध नहीं है, लेकिन स्पष्ट संदेश है: "जब तक नियम स्पष्ट नहीं होंगे, व्यापार नहीं चलेगा।"


लोकतंत्र की डिलीवरी: पार्सल से राजनीति तक

इस झटके की अनोखी बात यह है कि यह सीधे आम नागरिक को प्रभावित करता है। फाइनेंस या कंटेनर शिपिंग की तरह यह कोई दूर की बात नहीं—यह है आपके दरवाज़े पर आने वाला डिब्बा

2024 के एक सर्वे के अनुसार, 60% से अधिक अमेरिकी वयस्कों ने पिछले वर्ष अंतरराष्ट्रीय ऑनलाइन शॉपिंग की थी, और अधिकांश ने डाक सेवाओं का उपयोग किया—क्योंकि वे सस्ती होती हैं।

अब वही सेवाएँ रुक गई हैं:

  • कोई माता-पिता जो भारत से अपने बच्चे के लिए जन्मदिन का तोहफा मंगा रहे हैं।

  • कोई संगीत प्रेमी जो यूरोप से दुर्लभ रिकॉर्ड मंगवा रहा है।

  • कोई स्टार्टअप जो भारत से सस्ते कंपोनेंट मंगवा रहा है।

यह केवल आर्थिक नहीं, भावनात्मक असर भी है। और इसका असर चुनावों में पड़ सकता है—खासतौर पर तब, जब 2025 के मध्यावधि चुनाव नज़दीक हैं।


राजनीतिक विमर्श: कौन किसे दोष देगा?

यह मुद्दा अब राजनीतिक रंग लेता जा रहा है:

  • ट्रंप समर्थक कहेंगे कि यह स्थानीय उद्योगों की रक्षा के लिए जरूरी कदम है।

  • डेमोक्रेट्स और उदारवादी, इसे सरकारी अव्यवस्था और उपभोक्ता विरोधी नीति कहकर निशाना बनाएँगे।

इस बीच, सीबीपी और USTR पर दबाव बढ़ता जा रहा है कि उन्होंने विदेशी सहयोगियों को समय रहते स्पष्ट निर्देश क्यों नहीं दिए। वहीं भारत और ईयू नपा-तुला जवाब देकर दिखा रहे हैं कि वे व्यवस्था का हिस्सा हैं, लेकिन नियमों की गड़बड़ी का भार नहीं उठाएँगे।


आगे क्या होगा?

FedEx, UPS, और DHL Express जैसी प्राइवेट सेवाएँ अभी चालू हैं, लेकिन उनकी लागत अधिक है और क्षमता सीमित

  • अमेरिकी उपभोक्ता महंगे दाम और देरी झेलेंगे।

  • छोटे व्यवसायों को झटका लगेगा।

  • कुछ कंपनियाँ "देश में उत्पादन" की ओर बढ़ेंगी, लेकिन वह दीर्घकालिक समाधान है।


निष्कर्ष: युद्ध नहीं, चेतावनी है

यह कोई व्यापार युद्ध नहीं, लेकिन यह एक स्पष्ट चेतावनी है: एकतरफा नीतिगत बदलाव बिना वैश्विक तालमेल के नहीं चल सकते।

भारत और यूरोप बता रहे हैं कि वैश्विक व्यापार एक साझेदारी है, और अमेरिका को यदि नियम बदलने हैं, तो स्पष्टता, संवाद और ज़िम्मेदारी के साथ बदलने होंगे।

क्योंकि अगली बार अगर कोई पार्सल समय पर न पहुँचे, तो उसका असर सिर्फ उपभोक्ता पर नहीं, बल्कि चुनावी नतीजों पर भी पड़ सकता है




Yoga, Tutoring, and Trump’s Worst Nightmare

 


Yoga, Tutoring, and Trump’s Worst Nightmare

Let’s face it: China beats India at manufacturing. No contest. If you want 10,000 identical plastic ducks delivered to your port in two days, China’s your place. They have factories so synchronized that if one worker sneezes in Shenzhen, another in Suzhou instinctively reaches for a tissue. Discipline, precision, assembly lines smoother than Taylor Swift’s new album release strategy. Thank you, CCP.

But creativity? That’s a different arena. And India shines there like Diwali on steroids.

When Trump decided to slap tariffs on Indian trade, I didn’t pity India. I pitied Trump. Poor man thought he was fighting steel and soybeans. What he didn’t realize was that Indians don’t fight with tariffs. Indians fight with words. They fight with memes. They fight with WhatsApp forwards that reach three continents before Trump even finishes his Diet Coke.

This is where India’s other edge comes in. Not manufacturing. Not tanks. Not aircraft carriers. Services. Creativity. Chaos. Free speech. The things the CCP would rather staple to a chair and interrogate.

Imagine Trump trying to tariff yoga teachers zooming into Nebraska, teaching corn farmers to inhale, exhale, and let go of their trade deficits. Imagine accountants in Bangalore crunching numbers faster than Trump can spell "tariff." Imagine Indian tutors teaching American kids math so well that they start calculating how fast their parents’ jobs are being outsourced.

It’s the Great Hollowing-Out. India doesn’t need to invade. India just needs WiFi.

Trump could rage-tweet at 3 a.m., but what’s he going to do when half of Mar-a-Lago’s spa instructors are logging in from Pune? What happens when his campaign data team realizes all their “Make America Great Again” Facebook ads are being A/B tested by an Indian intern in Hyderabad?

He could try blocking the internet CCP-style. But let’s be real: Trump shutting down TikTok was one thing. Trump shutting down yoga livestreams? That’s World War III. By sunrise, America would descend into mass panic, with wellness influencers rioting outside Starbucks, chanting “No Namaste, No Peace.”

And memes. Oh, the memes. Trump can handle tariffs. He can handle NATO tantrums. But memes? No way. Indians would troll him into political oblivion. Every new policy would be met with a billion GIFs of Bollywood actors shaking their heads in slow motion. His speeches would get remixed into bhangra beats before Fox News finished reporting on them.

In the end, China might be the world’s factory. But India? India is the world’s comedy club, yoga mat, call center, and tutoring empire rolled into one. And that’s scarier to Trump than all the plastic ducks in Shenzhen.

Because you can tariff steel. But how do you tariff sarcasm?




📰 Fake Op-Ed Parody

Opinion | Namaste, America: How India Outsourced Our Souls
By A Very Concerned Columnist Who Has Never Done Downward Dog

When President Trump launched his tariff war against India, he believed he was taking on an army of steelmakers, textile exporters, and Bollywood DVD pirates. What he didn’t expect was the rise of a far more dangerous opponent: the Indian yoga instructor.

Forget Huawei. Forget TikTok. The real threat to America’s sovereignty is a soft-spoken man named Ramesh beaming into Kansas over Zoom, calmly instructing Midwestern housewives to “breathe through the trade deficit.”

And it doesn’t stop there. Tutors in Delhi are teaching American kids math at levels that will one day allow them to calculate how badly Wall Street is hollowed out. Accountants in Chennai are filing taxes so efficiently that the IRS is considering surrender. Marketing executives in Mumbai are rebranding local diners in Ohio as “artisanal curry houses” without even leaving their desks.

This isn’t trade. This is spiritual colonization.

America cannot win this battle with tariffs. Tariffs only work on things you can weigh, ship, and unload. You cannot tariff free speech. You cannot tariff sarcasm. And you certainly cannot tariff a billion memes weaponized against a single thin-skinned ex-president.

If Trump truly wants to win, he has only one option: adopt the CCP playbook. Shut down the internet. Ban Zoom. Confiscate yoga mats. Declare Sanskrit a threat to national security.

Otherwise, America will be reduced to a client state — not of Chinese factories, but of Indian wellness coaches. By 2030, our GDP may not be measured in dollars but in how many Americans can finally touch their toes.


🎤 Trump Rally Parody Transcript

Scene: Trump rally, red hats everywhere, Trump walks on stage, holding a Diet Coke. He looks unusually sweaty. The teleprompter says “Tariffs,” but he goes off-script immediately.

“Folks, listen, we’re getting destroyed — DESTROYED — not by China, not by Russia, but by… yoga people. Okay? YOGA PEOPLE. They’re sitting in India — in India! — and they’re telling Americans to breathe. To relax. To stretch. It’s a DISASTER.

You know, Xi Jinping — very tough guy, very tough — he runs factories. That I respect. But India? They’ve got people sending yoga on Zoom, and you can’t put a tariff on yoga, folks. Believe me, I tried. I said, ‘Put a 25% tariff on Downward Dog.’ They told me it can’t be done. Sad!

And tutors! Terrible. Terrible situation. They’re teaching American kids MATH. Our kids can’t even do division anymore, and these Indian kids — they’re geniuses, believe me — they’re teaching us how to do our taxes. Nobody does taxes better than me, by the way, but still.

And the memes, folks, the memes. They take my beautiful face, the most handsome president in history — everybody says so — and they put it on Bollywood dancers! Horrible dancers, by the way, very low energy. It’s bullying, folks, it’s online bullying. Nobody has been bullied more than me. Nobody.

So I say this: we need a big, beautiful firewall. Bigger than the Great Firewall of China. A Trump Wall for the internet. No more yoga livestreams! No more accountants in Bangalore! Only American downward dog, folks. And it’s going to be the BEST downward dog. So good. The best!”

Crowd chants: “BAN YOGA! BAN YOGA!”

Trump smiles, throws his tie over his shoulder, and accidentally attempts a lunge. Secret Service rushes in. Fox News declares it “the most flexible rally in history.”




Downward Dogged: How India Outsourced America’s Soul

By Our Staff Satirist-at-Large


Scene One: The Battlefield of the Mat

When President Trump launched his second wave of tariffs against India, he thought he was targeting textiles, cheap pharmaceuticals, and suspiciously fragrant incense sticks. What he didn’t anticipate was the rise of an army of yoga teachers, accountants, and teenage math tutors wielding nothing but WiFi connections and unlimited chai.

The first shots were fired on a quiet morning in Nebraska. At precisely 7 a.m., a Zoom yoga session led by Ramesh Kumar of Pune began. By 7:02 a.m., forty-seven Americans had achieved inner peace. By 7:15, corn futures mysteriously collapsed.

“This is how civilizations fall,” whispered a White House aide, scrolling through YouTube thumbnails of yoga videos with titles like ‘Destroy Anxiety, Conquer Tariffs.’


Scene Two: The Interviews

Ramesh Kumar, Yoga Teacher, Pune
(adjusting webcam, incense smoke curling into view)
“We are not fighting America. We are simply helping them relax. Maybe too relaxed. Yesterday a CEO fell asleep during savasana and forgot to sign a trade agreement. It happens.”

Jennifer Miller, 43, Nebraska Housewife, accidental revolutionary
“I only wanted to fix my lower back pain. Now I find myself strangely okay with global outsourcing. If Ramesh can make my spine straight, he can run the IRS for all I care.”

‘Arjun,’ 16-year-old tutor, Bengaluru
“Oh yes, I am teaching American children algebra. One asked me, ‘Why do we have to learn this?’ I said, ‘Because one day you’ll need to calculate how much of your job I’ve just automated.’ We laughed. It was fun.”


Scene Three: The Trump Campaign

Inside Mar-a-Lago, the crisis has reached code red. Sources confirm that Trump attempted to place a 30% tariff on “Warrior Pose” but was told by his lawyers that yoga cannot be quantified under the Harmonized Tariff Schedule.

“Can we at least ban Namaste?” Trump allegedly shouted at advisors. “It sounds too friendly. Americans need strong words like Deal and Tariff, not Peace and Breathing.

Stephen Miller suggested labeling Sanskrit “a terrorist language.” Kellyanne Conway suggested creating a patriotic American yoga pose called Freedom Stretch™. Jared Kushner was last seen downloading a mindfulness app.


Scene Four: The Call Center Coup

At exactly 9 p.m. EST, thousands of American households received a peculiar phone call. The caller ID read “Washington, DC,” but the voices came from Bangalore.

“Hello sir, I am calling from the White House,” said the cheerful operator. “Would you like to upgrade your president? For only $9.99 a month, we can offer you unlimited free speech, competent accountants, and spiritual wellness. Press 1 for Modi. Press 2 for a random Bollywood star.”

By midnight, 63% of Americans had pressed 2.


Scene Five: The Meme War

Meanwhile, on social media, India unleashed its most devastating weapon: memes. Trump’s speeches were re-dubbed with Bollywood soundtracks. His face was deepfaked into cricket matches. His tariffs were explained via TikTok dances.

“Memes are like nuclear weapons,” said one Indian meme-lord who goes by the handle @BollywoodBrahma69. “Once we launch them, there’s no defense. Except maybe logging off. But Trump can’t log off. He is the internet.”


Scene Six: The Last Stand

At his next rally, Trump went off-script. “Folks, they’re stealing our wellness! They’re stealing our math! They’re stealing our peace of mind! America will never do downward dog again!”

He attempted a demonstration on stage, collapsing halfway through. The clip instantly went viral in India under the caption: “When your tariffs don’t stretch far enough.”


Epilogue: Who Won?

The answer depends on how you define victory. China may own the factories, but India now owns the punchlines, the tax returns, and the spiritual real estate of the American people.

In the words of Ramesh, the soft-spoken yoga teacher who started it all:

“Trump tried to fight us with tariffs. But we fought back with flexibility. And in the end, the bend always defeats the break.”

Namaste.




Downward Dogged: How India Outsourced America’s Soul

By Our Staff Satirist-at-Large


Feature Article

When President Trump launched his tariff crusade against India, he thought he was protecting American steel and soybeans. Instead, he declared war on yoga mats, algebra tutors, accountants, and memes.

China may own the world’s factories, but India has quietly cornered something more dangerous: America’s attention span.


Pull Quote Spread

“Trump tried to fight us with tariffs. But we fought back with flexibility. And in the end, the bend always defeats the break.”
Ramesh Kumar, Yoga Teacher, Pune


Sidebar: Meet the New Global Invaders

🧘 Yoga Teachers
Weapons: Breathing exercises, calming voices.
Casualties: Stressed CEOs, chiropractors.

📚 Tutors
Weapons: Algebra, sarcasm.
Casualties: American parents who realize their kids like their Indian tutor more than them.

🧾 Accountants
Weapons: Spreadsheets, caffeine.
Casualties: The IRS (finally outnumbered).

🎭 Meme-Lords
Weapons: GIFs, deepfakes, Bollywood soundtracks.
Casualties: Trump’s ego.


Sidebar: Leaked White House Plan

  • Tariff on Warrior Pose: FAILED.

  • Ban Sanskrit: Legally complicated.

  • Rename Yoga “Freedom Stretch™”: Pending focus group testing.

  • Firewall the Internet: Eric Trump asked if that meant more chimneys.


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Fake Letters to the Editor

“As a Nebraska farmer, I thought tariffs would protect me. Instead, I can finally touch my toes.”Harold J., 58

“My daughter’s Indian tutor just taught her calculus. I don’t even know how to balance my checkbook. Am I still American?”Susan L., 39

“Trump collapsed in Downward Dog. Funniest thing I’ve seen since the apprentice finale.”@BollywoodBrahma69 on Twitter


Closing Note

The meme war continues. The tariffs pile up. The yoga mats roll out. And somewhere in Pune, Ramesh begins another livestream. America breathes in. America breathes out.