The Insanity Of The US-China Trade War

I love love love this ridiculous saga so much. Everyone, this is a truly hysterical MUST-READ - trust me. @naamanzhou @guardian @condimentwords @HUSO2341_H_N @SENSORY_LAB @salmalatesta https://t.co/kGKwt02LRl via @rezendi

— Cindy Gallop (@cindygallop) August 24, 2019

Is this what the US-China trade war feels like? And now we have a meaningless Trump order. You have to ask, when is Trump going to get a tattoo!

I may have just lost. She’s upped the game. pic.twitter.com/tdZBsgrYKM

— Toast of the WWWeb (@CondimentWords) August 23, 2019

'I hereby order': Trump mocked for highly formal, meaningless decree https://t.co/HeVFzOEmci

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) August 24, 2019

As long as we are claiming constitutional powers we don't have, I hereby order the President to stop tweeting.

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) August 23, 2019

It's so cute he threw in "hereby" as if it means anything.

"I hereby order the Cubs to win their next 20 games."

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) August 23, 2019

I hereby order everyone on Twitter to hereby order something. #Iherebyorder

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) August 23, 2019

I hereby order that the President and the Vice President are impeached for election fraud and @HillaryClinton is sworn in as the rightful president.

Whoosh! Bang! Did it work?#iherebyorder

— Elizabeth C. McLaughlin (@ECMcLaughlin) August 23, 2019

I hereby order a new president or an old one even. Seriously, any one of these will do at this point! #Iherebyorder pic.twitter.com/BeNICV8HQ4

— Smarcastical (@Smarcastically) August 23, 2019

Donald Trump's day so far:

- Tanks stock market with crazy tweet
- Then jokes about it
- Orders U.S. companies to stop dealing with China
- He can't do that
- #Iherebyorder is trending
- Because he's insane
- Impeachment is coming
- Trump is going to prison
- It's still only 5pm

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder Trump to stop tweeting. #TrumpRecession pic.twitter.com/Go7s3sAd2s

— Nancy Levine 🌊 (@nancylevine) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the Emperor to put on some damned clothes! pic.twitter.com/nES3Xt6JLx

— PJS (@PJS7734) August 23, 2019

The Dow is down because folks are beginning to realize you have no plan, no sense, and no chance of beating China or anyone without Russia's help.#IHerebyOrder you to remove the Fentanyl drip, grab some paper, a crayon, and RESIGN.

BTW – Seth Moulton could've stomped you.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 23, 2019

I hereby order @realdonaldtrump to stop tweeting and refrain from all public appearances and/or statements for the remainder of his term to give us a fighting chance at staving off recession. #iherebyorder

— Heath Mayo (@HeathMayo) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder your family to eat your words pic.twitter.com/NhGC9oYkfx

— Terra Mater (@TerraMater7) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the VP and eight cabinet secretaries to do their damn jobs and invoke the 25th amendment pic.twitter.com/4rPXEMEqI6

— AssCat (@theasscat) August 23, 2019

Ttump is hereby ordered to immediately start making his products, including MAGA HATS, in America #iherebyorder pic.twitter.com/Fu84CTItFa

— Tex Vet (@TexFarmVet) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder Impeach “fuckface von clownstick.” (Jon Stewart warned us all.) pic.twitter.com/1L7BFNvkCM

— Nancy Estes (@AmBeachy) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder the tiny invisible hand of the once free market to go golfing and stop fucking up everything pic.twitter.com/k3wAtoVTkK

— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder...

"Sir, this is a Popeye's." https://t.co/Fmxgej9gQe

— Karen DaltonBeninato (@kbeninato) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder everyone to GUESS when #trump tweeted pic.twitter.com/bcA2wJfMOk

— Michele Campisi (@mfloriocampisi) August 23, 2019

#iherebyorder Trump & Pence to resign. You-know-Who becomes POTUS then. pic.twitter.com/2ppA37Okag

— 🆘 Renee 🆘 (@nay731) August 23, 2019

#IHerebyOrder Congress to fucking do something about this giant toddler.

— ChrisDWitch (@ChrisDWilk) August 23, 2019

#Iherebyorder

to ban #BatShitCrazyDonald
to be deported to No-mans-land pic.twitter.com/4WtyiSjXBC

— #25thAmendmentNow (@OutofHades) August 23, 2019

#Iherebyorder @POTUS, @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @IvankaTrump and the Trump Organization to immediately STOP doing business with China. Perhaps before ordering everyone else to do it. pic.twitter.com/eAqz7hiPDK

— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) August 23, 2019

Article 370 And MP Jamyang Tsering Namgyal

MP Jamyang Tsering Namgyal has saved the day for the BJP on this issue. But the true test is when normalcy and democracy are restored in Kashmir and it elects itself a state legislature, and locally elected leaders put forth a roadmap to attain full statehood for Kashmir down the line.

Instead of saying Paksitan occupied Kashmir is ours, Asksai Chin is ours, India should show the world that democracy has blossomed in Ladakh and Kashmir.

I want leaders of all Muslim countries to talk about human rights issues in Kashmir. That will open the door to talk about human rights in all Muslim countries.